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Tang Tang.
Tang Tang!
Tang Tang.
Stop chasing. Actually, he and I...
Don't talk.
Kiss me.
What the heck?
Don't!
♬ If you want to cry, then cry. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to speak, then speak. Don't be so boring ♬
♬ You brought upon yourself the big problems in life ♬
♬ Let love burn as much as you let it ♬
♬ If you want to love, then love. Don't be so proud ♬
♬ If you want to sleep, then sleep. Don't be so cranky ♬
♬ We have been running along a road ♬
♬ Which is the most romantic wild roar of the youth ♬
Proud of Love- Episode 3 -
My head really hurts.
Why am I here?
What happened yesterday?
Wasn't I at the laboratory?
Why does my body feel so heavy?
Are you alright?
Hou Zi?
Zhuang Han?
Why are you both here?
Where's Tang Tang?
Tang Tang?
What is going on?
Have the two of them developed to this stage?
Perhaps he likes calling other people that
just like how other people like to be called baby.
- Zhou Zhou.- Zhou Zhou?
- Zhou who?- You.
Tang Tang.
Hello.
Xiao Xi, you're awake.
Xiao Xi?
Why am I sitting opposite to myself?
A mirror? It's not rational.
I'm not me?
This doesn't make sense.
This scene... Could it be a plot of a TV drama?
Who am I?
Could it be?
Long hair?
My boobs?
You?
I...?
Why?
Could it be?
Wait.
- Come with me.- Where are you going? Hey!
Indeed...
This does not fit scientific logic.
What actually...
My hair. My boobs.
My skirt, too!
Could you sit down?
Why is it like this?
He Zhi Zhou, what exactly did you do to me?
Do you think I want to become like your ugly face?
He Zhi Zhou?
Stop talking so much crap. It's best to quickly find a solution.
This can be counted as a green hat (meaning "to cheat").
This is not a green hat.
This is merely a normal interaction between a guy and his mate's wife.
Classmate, the brain that you're banging has an IQ of 150.
Please be careful with it.
Let go.
Never mind.
This is a green hat (to cheat).
I think I should tell Tang Tang.
He will surely think of a solution for me.
What are you doing?
I see that not only is your IQ low, but your EQ is low as well.
How is it low? How?
You are pretty lucky to have lived until now with that EQ of yours.
You...
Are you complimenting me?
Stop talking nonsense, Student Shen Xi.
Please consider this rationally.
If you revealed this to a materialistic science student,
what do you think would happen?
Tang Tang will surely think I'm crazy.
As a top-notch science student, I can responsibly tell you
that if it weren't for first-hand experience or scientific evidence, I would definitely not believe such ludicrous words.
So if you don't want to be sent to a mental asylum,
before I find a way to swap our bodies back, you better keep this a secret.
Can you do that?
Good.
Where are you going?
The girls' dormitory. Where else?
Don't go, dirty pervert.
- Let go.- No.
If you don't let go, then I will be impolite.
- You—- He Zhi Zhou, what do you think you're doing?
It's nothing.
Forget it.
He Zhi Zhou, what do you think?
Yes.
Let's leave it at that and talk about it tomorrow.
Xiao Xi, let me send you back.
There's no need. I have legs of my own.
You haven't slept well all night, so let me send you back.
You're so fussy. I already said there's no need.
Don't follow me.
Shen Xi!
Lin Zi, there is something going on.
Tang Tang, don't take it to heart.
- Let's go back to our dorms.- Okay, let's go.
Dorm?
Yeah.
- Male dorms?- Yeah.
Hey, it's this way.
Tang Tang, which one is your bed?
Tang Tang?
Tang Tang's bed is so comfortable indeed.
What are you doing?
He might have hit his head and damaged his brain.
Um... My head hurts a little. I'm going to rest.
Xiao Xi, you're back. How are you feeling?
She's not dead, so it's fine.
Your Tang Tang didn't come with you?
Is the relationship shattered?
Xiao Xi, ignore them. Go and have a rest.
What are you doing?
Having a rest.
Then why did you point this way?
I was posing.
Your phone is ringing.
I'll give you thirty seconds to say what you want to say.
It's like this.
Blame it on Bao Bao who keeps blowing the whistle and making me feel like going to the toilet. But I don't know how to—
You have 25 seconds left.
I know I probably have to grab something, but I just can't bring myself to do it. After all, it's your...
But right now, I'm really about to burst, and I can't make Tang Tang do it for me, either,
because it's weird this way. Everyone says that good-looking guys would be attracted to each other.
I stayed by his side for so many years, not letting him turn gay, so I cannot, under any circumstances, let him do something like this to your body.
So I thought of a solution. Can you come and pee for me?
30 seconds is up.
He Zhi Zhou.
It seems that now, I can only rely on myself.
No matter what, I cannot hold it in and burst myself to death.
I have an idea.
No, this can't do. The loss outweighs the gains.
I have an idea.
No, that can't do, either. How will I be able to eat later on?
I have an idea.
I can't even control the direction.
This won't do.
I got it.
I will go by the traditional female way of squatting.
I don't need to touch or see anything.
This is excellent.
How does He Zhi Zhou go to toilet?
Why are you here?
Shouldn't you be in performance class right now?
I am trying to find a way to swap our bodies back.
Have you found it?
And I thought you were impressive.
Why are you wearing my indoor clothes?
And what happened to my hair?
This is the only wearable clothing among the rainbow rags in that wardrobe of yours.
Rags?
Your clothes are rags.They all lack design.
They're either black or white.
Where are my clothes?
Why did you dress me like a Christmas tree?
Isn't it good to be dressed with brighter colors?
Look at your skin. What happened to it?
It's all dark and dry. Why can't you take care of my face a bit more?
Here.
This is the newest product, so please use it sparingly.
Is this a mask?
Why are you giving it to me?
It's for you to use. Use it to moisturize and enhance the color of your face.
You are a girl now.
Can you not live like an old woman and lose face for me?
Look at what happened to my skin after suffering under your care these past two days.
Do you have anything else important?
Yes, I do.
Have you been to the toilet lately?
Yes. Why wouldn't I have?
You actually went that far—[Keep silent]
Then did you...
wipe it?
Of course. What do you think?
Why did you bring me here for?
I need to go shower.
As things have already reached this stage,
we can only take a risk.
For what?
I've seen it on television before.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
It's so painful.
Are you an idiot?
You are not allowed to cry.
That's my face.
We swapped bodies after falling off the stairs,
so why doesn't it work now?
Don't tell me...
Don't tell me it's because we didn't kiss.
I'm kissing my own body, anyway.
I'm not going to care anymore.
I never thought I would be so weak.
If you are weak, then let me take control.
No.
Hey, big lady. The brain you have now has an IQ of 150.
Please do me a favor, and use it every now and then to prevent yourself from looking stupid.
If you have a high IQ, why don't you think of a solution?
Where are you going?
I'm taking a bath.
You can't go.
You are not allowed to see and touch—
Why?
- You will despise me.- Huh?
I have small boobs.
I can't hear you.
I have small boobs!
Get up.
Get up!
Come with me.
Why are you not wearing a bra?
He Zhi Zhou, do you know that if you do that, my breasts will sag?
Do you not know how to wear it?
You have such a high IQ, but you don't even know how to put on a bra?
How can I not know? How can something be too difficult for me?
I just... want to be a bit more relaxed.
Hey, don't move.
Hey, be more polite when you talk.
Otherwise, I will pull off this eye mask.
If you dare look at my body, I will look at yours as well.
Look as much as you want. Just don't fall in love with me.
He Zhi Zhou, you really have no sense of shame.
I can't stand such a stink bug.
I wish for my Tang Tang to dump you ten times.
- I'm taking this off. - Hey.
You win.
Don't talk rubbish anymore.
If you don't want me to look at your body, then you better do as I say, understand?
Okay.
What would you like me to do?
Sing a song.
- Sing your foot.- What did you say?
Nothing, nothing.
I can't hear or see, but that doesn't mean I can't sense.
- Lu la le..- Sing louder.
♪ I love bathing because it makes my skin nice ♪
♪ I put on my shower cap, and everything becomes loud ♪
It's too high.
It's too high? Then I'm taking this off.
I'll sing, I'll sing. Lu la la...
He Zhi Zhou, why aren't you done yet?
Huh? I'll be done soon.
The body I'm revealing isn't mine anyway.
Here goes nothing. If I have to strip, then I shall strip.
So this is the legendary
person who "appears skinny when wearing clothes but has muscles when he takes it off."
It's just that the skin's too rough.
If I have a shave, then it'd be perfect.
This part isn't too bad as well.
You've worked out pretty well.
It feels good indeed.
You are a guy right now.
A guy. Don't mind too much.
Yours is the one that doesn't feel too bad.
Let's encourage each other.
What are you two doing?
Nothing. Just discussing some men's stuff.
Let's go.
That way.
Why are you acting like a girl?
I am not.
- Then why are you covering it?- Hey.
Where's Lin Yu Tang?
He'll be here soon.
What are you looking at?
I...
My neck hurts.
Your neck hurts?
There is a vacant spot over there. Let's go.
Let's go.
Look at what I'm capable of.
Things like soap shouldn't be picked up casually
unless you have a trustworthy mate standing behind your back.
There's so much science to this?
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Could it be that...
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♬ If you were a rainbow that is hard to be seen ♬
♬ I am willing to be a passerby's gasp of surprise ♬
♬ If you were also a star that could be seen but unattainable ♬
♬ We were already fated to not match with one another ♬
♬ However, I am already an ordinary person, ♬
♬ Able to understand everything, yet my heart still hurts deeply ♬
♬ We talked cheerfully, joked around together, and shared our inner thoughts with one another ♬
♬ However, our souls do not dare to acknowledge each other ♬
Even if I teach you the normal way, you still won't know how to do it.
So I'll teach you the way that's for idiots.
Naggy.
Watch carefully.
First, buckle up.
Then, pull the straps,
and push them in.
But you cannot push them in yourself. Ask Dou Dou for help.
Do you know how to do it now?
This is so disgusting.